“Sparkles fly and chaos reigns,
They’re in my clothes, they’re in my veins.
By mop and prayer, I do decree,
No more glitter haunting me.”

Every dance teacher’s dramatic plea — turned into the most relatable shirt you’ll own. Whether you’re sweeping up after dress rehearsal or finding glitter in your car three months later, this tee captures the magic (and mayhem) that never seems to fade.

Soft, comfy, and a little witchy, it’s perfect for rehearsal days, comp weekends, or those nights when you swear you’ll never buy glitter fabric again.

🪄 Details:
• 100% cotton, pre-shrunk for comfort
• Unisex fit — true to size
• Printed with durable, high-quality ink
• Studio-ready, teacher-approved

🎁 Perfect for the dance teacher who knows glitter isn’t just a craft supply — it’s a lifestyle curse.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.